John McCarthy   Verified account

@JohnGeeMcCarthy

Media editor . I tweet adtech/media trends, crazy ads and odd thoughts. A 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🙋‍♂️with MANY questions. 📫 [email protected]

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    18 Aug 2020

    Hi Twitterers. I'm trialling a new format of advertising explainers. It's debuting with a detailing of the history of programmatic advertising. Hope this clears everything up and proves useful. Always open for constructive criticism if you think there are any inaccuracies.

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  2. 12 hours ago

    Or. Economic decline leading to baby shortage.

    British ‘baby shortage’ could lead to economic decline, says thinktank
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  3. 13 hours ago

    Back where I come from, a package holiday was spending the night in the postal depot.

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  4. 16 hours ago

    The American side of the app hitting 'Send All' on notificaions to the disdain *I bet* of the other regional teams

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  5. 16 hours ago

    I growl at The Athletic app everything it gives me a non-football notification. There are no other sports. Stop. It.

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  6. 20 hours ago

    Walking about with a lampshade on my head to impress a two year old. He wasn't.

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  7. Sep 19

    High correlation between those who can't spell liars and those that think that vaccines are more dangerous than the diseases they were made for.

    So this happened yesterday. Honestly? We are broken. This account is run by just three frontline NHS staff. In truth at least two of us are having a wobble. If you support what we are doing and think we are needed please will you follow and retweet this to your followers? 🙏🏻
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  8. Sep 18

    Just had a skim through my Twitter drafts and I'd really like to know what is wrong with me actually 😅 I love talking shite more than anything else in the world. Thanks for your perseverance and support

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  9. Sep 18

    It's now up to to show that Facebook 'systematically & willfully ignores research that is inconvenient'. Sure that'll be difficult... 🤣

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  10. Sep 18

    Zidane headbutt 2:0

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    A shocking tackle from Ryno Pieterse! 🤕
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  11. Retweeted
    Sep 18

    F1 NFTs are here and they look cool AF.

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  12. Sep 18

    It wasn't as scary as the 10k drunk Boohoo teens that descended on Glasgow the week before for Trnsmt

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  13. Sep 18

    Anyway. A neighbour asked me what they were and it's hard to explain what they are or why they are but there you are.

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  14. Sep 18

    They'd win a lot of people over if they switched out the some songs for 80s flute covers. Make a party of it. Soft Cell, Tainted Love. Shrill flutes slice the air almost in time with a drum played by a corpulent man with an irregular heart beat.

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  15. Sep 18

    The orange walks have descended on Glasgow. So be careful. There are vigilant eld boys in the procession tasked with spotting haters in the crowd. For generations it was believed they had a sixth sense but I can reveal they simply count your teeth. If you have any, OUTSIDER

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  16. Sep 18

    I have never felt older than when my friend started knitting during the movie last night. I've crossed the rubicon

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  17. Sep 18

    I'm a bit bummed out by this. But this has reminded me to come back to the short story I was writing about a world where all conspiracy theories were actually true. It'd be fun trying to layer them on top of each other and rationalise a conspiracyverse

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  18. Sep 18

    Pfft what even is reality? Half the planet believes this existence is a trial run for an afterlife. Which fine, works for a lot of people and I respect that. But I suppose we're all living in different realities. It was going to be difficult to get everyone on the same page

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  19. Sep 18

    Where did he get his misinformation? Who profited from it? And how do we ease people back into reality?

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  20. Sep 18

    Was yesterday informed that a distant relative died from covid after the family (jabbed once) were radicalised against getting the second. The son used the funeral as an opportunity to rant about the dangers of the vaccine - after covid killed his father. I hope no one listened.

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  21. Sep 18

    Was enjoying my Facebook Rayban until they poked me

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