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Falmouth, Maine
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Joined June 2007
Born June 15
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Oct 2014

    Dicen que en mi sombra se ve la cara de Messi... La ven?

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  2. 3 hours ago

    First migraine in years (they go away when you’re pregnant) and I truly don’t know how to handle it. Especially with kids around.

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  3. 5 hours ago

    I'm not pregnant nor planning to be, but this maternity dress is what dreams are made of. Would it be too weird if I got one?

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  4. 7 hours ago

    Three years ago today was the last time I saw my grandmother, she passed away shortly after at age 98. She loved painting, these are some of her last few paintings before she died. I miss her so so so much.

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  5. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Latina/o/x journalists in New England, introduce yourself & tell us what you cover! We'll start by tagging a few regional Latino journalists Please tag other Latino journalists from the region!

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  6. 13 hours ago

    Getting the kids outside first thing in the AM makes their mood better for the rest of the day

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  7. Sep 19

    After almost 12 years living in the US, the one thing I don’t think I will ever understand is: fantasy football. Like, why?

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  8. Sep 19

    We haven’t read this book since March 2020. Hearing the first lines gave me anxiety, remembering those early pandemic days with a two year old a and two newborns.

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  9. Sep 19

    What depresses me is that it costs $50 and kids prob use it for 0.0002 seconds after opening the box, and then proceed to play with just the box

    This is depressing on many levels
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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 18

    I want to know who wrote this tweet.

    As terrible as it is that one in 500 Americans have died of Covid, it’s still much easier to have gone through the pandemic without having a close friend or family member die of it than it would be if the toll were one in 50, says .
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  11. Sep 18

    So, we can’t stream “Old” yet?

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  12. Retweeted
    Sep 16

    . has created a “baby registry” for his debut album, , where fans can donate to nonprofit organizations dedicated to each track. Donate:

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  13. Sep 18

    One of the twins has not one, or two, or three, but FOUR teeth coming out at the same time. Give me all the patience in the world.

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  14. Sep 18

    Toddler: I want you to have another baby tomorrow Husband: well it takes like 10 months to make a baby Toddler: so go buy one tomorrow Husband: we can’t buy babies Toddler: why not? Husband: … Me: you are on your own on this one

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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 17

    due to the national school bus driver shortage, my school has hired a party bus with stripper poles to transport us for a field trip. this is not a drill.

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  16. Sep 18

    I had two geriatric pregnancies and I am now a geriatric millennial. Good thing I’m letting my gray hair grow out. Fully embrace.

    Geriatric millennials have the most power in the workforce right now
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  17. Retweeted
    Sep 17
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    Can’t stop talking about it when we’re living it. I wrote about it today, too.

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  18. Retweeted
    Sep 15

    we really are just body of cells on a floating space rock like why do I have a credit score

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  19. Retweeted
    Sep 17

    *Everyone* I spoke to for this story would love to have a miracle cure for COVID-19. 💊 Ivermectin is miraculous for many reasons, but we still "have to be very critical about looking at the evidence the right way," said. Read more here:

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  20. Sep 17

    And yes, this is YET ANOTHER essay about how working parents’ tank has been depleted. If we stop talking about it, the change that we all need won’t come ever. So I’m gonna keep talking about it.

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  21. Sep 17

    I wrote this after having a breakdown on Wednesday. The invisible work sometimes is never ending and suffocating.

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