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I'll tell you exactly why this poll happened:
Tesla broke through its $150 support floor in after hours trading on Friday. It's at $149 now.
Monday is going to be a bloodbath for the stock. It could be $140 by EOD.
Likely Tesla's board pleaded with him to quit Twitter.
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One of the things Peter & I were aware of when we took the job as heads of DC Studios was a certain minority of people online that could be, well, uproarious & unkind, to say the least.
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Second, we believe that there is more than sufficient evidence to refer former President Donald J. Trump, John Eastman, and others for violating Title 18 Section 371.
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For your consideration. The world's wealthiest man has made the largest purchase of his life at 44 billion dollars. The product? A machine that shows him the thoughts of millions of people who all have one thing in common, they hate him. Tonight...On the Twilight Zone.
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This oligarch talking to Jared Kushner is Ken Griffin, one of the Republican Party's biggest donors. He gave $100 million to right-wing candidates for midterms and wants to replace the Koch brothers as the GOP's next kingmaker so he can shove corporate fascism down our throats.
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Actually (if he didn't expect this and already have a shockingly disappointing thing planned) he would more likely just claim it was botted or cheated in some way. A "2001 mules" situation id you will 🤔
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He's about to start another poll with only 1 option 🤣
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It's been 20 minutes since the poll closed and Twitter's god emperor has not tweeted.
A lot of people think this was all 3D chess but, no. I sincerely think he felt he'd win this poll.
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Wait a minute is someone leaking his ~~assassination coordinates~~ ??
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Elon Musk was seen yesterday with dictator Erdogan, son in law of Donald Trump and this Putin and Belarus dictators propagandist. twitter.com/andy_scollick/…
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today in “eat the rich”:
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Richest people in UK ‘use more energy flying’ than poorest do overall | @Josh_Gabbatiss w/ comment from @baltrusz @martiskainen
Read: bit.ly/3PCAyz2
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It's honestly hilarious how every time a weirdly arbitrary change is made to Twitter, you can always trace it back to a recent moment when people made fun of Elon for something.
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it's easier for the right to believe in grand, impossible conspiracy theories than to ever admit their ideas are just unpopular
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Bring it back. Dead. Ass. Let me copy&paste some dodgy JS which makes your mouse cursor sparkle and forces you to listen to 14s of PapaRoachHiddenTrack.wav on a constant loop the whole time you're there.
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MySpace never played us like this. Tom would never. He was everyone’s friend.
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UPDATE: The tweets by this morning, announcing a new policy banning linking to competing websites, have been deleted.
The policy itself was deleted from Twitter’s website.
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this is a very normal very stable website where you should want to post your professional output, and advertise your product yes sir it is the rules won't change every few hours with you risking years worth of work on the whim of a King nooo not at all.
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THE ELONJET FILES: incredible reporting by and
this is the story that taylor asked elon for comment on, which resulted in her getting suspended 👀
and bc i’m a washington post subscriber, i can gift you all this article:
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Unpopular opinion: tech workers aren’t overpaid at all. Ours is just one of the few fields whose salaries have managed to somewhat keep pace with the insane cost of living. The real issue is that most everyone else is *severely* UNDERpaid
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He genuinely thought there was a tiny lib elite that got free rein on here while a much larger conservative proletariat was wrongly kept down, but the biggest user base is just people who don't care about any of that and only notice the place getting less usable daily
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"No networking allowed on this social network" - Phony Stark
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So I think this is, as Sunny says here, "Mad King in meltdown territory". The Mad King just ordered courtiers executed for treason. Someone points out that they hadn't committed treason.
"Well... they were wearing ugly sandals. NO MORE UGLY SANDALS."
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Like really can’t be overemphasized, this is 100% Mad King in complete meltdown mode
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This means those linktree and carrd links in our bios and pinned tweets are against twitter TOS and a bannable offense.
This site is crumbling at our feet. twitter.com/twittersupport
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no URLs. no usernames without the URL. no bypassing restrictions on URLs (like writing example dot com). no posting images with usernames in them.
free speech!
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i see things are going swimmingly at the university of austin
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If you don't like this, okay. Blame capitalism. Unless you think that (((Someone))) somehow planned this as social engineering, in which case, guess what... you're a fascist conspiracy theorist! This is the white genocide theory plus the desire to kill trans people.
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.@Walmart many of your customers in my district are reaching out to me about sex toys being sold in your Dalton store.
They’re extremely upset and absolutely horrified that sex toys are being sold openly right next to children’s toothbrushes!
This is grooming.
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Without warning or explanation, Musk has suspended journalist Taylor Lorenz.
Lorenz did not link to accounts tracking private jets or publish Musk’s location
She reached out for comment for a story
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Simple description: The body creates defenders to other infections at the point of where the bacteria/viruses enter the body. Covid is destroying those defenses, allowing other infections in. Problem? How long that destruction lasts, or if you ever fully regain those defenses
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So #covid causes a decrease in humoral immunity. Meaning that the mucosa of the nose & throat are no longer able to fend off invaders. LIKE INVASIVE STREP A! Or flu. Or RSV! See a pattern here? Infecting kids over & over is a very BAD idea #LongCovidKids link.springer.com/article/10.100
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Doxxing is posting non-public personally identifiable info (PII) online with malicious intent.
A reporter tweeting when a returns to the White House or a CEO comes on-stage at a conference or concert is not doxxing them.
Live-streaming a person in public is not doxxing.
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“Doxxing” is the act of gathering personal identifying information, by licit & illicit means, & posting it online with malicious intent:
justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/new
A journalist who identifies the author of a popular social media account is not doxxing them:
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Kids are dying of strep throat and flu now amidst mounting scientific evidence that COVID damages the immune system- and zero scientific evidence that nonexistent “lockdowns” 2 years ago did. Look away as you like, this only gets worse from here
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“Doctor, I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, everyone is making fun of me online for being a dumb piece of shit.”
“You know what you should do? Get on Twitter, there’s a rich asshole owner everyone loves making fun of there, that should make you feel better.”
“But doctor,”
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The real attorney general of Florida saying fentanyl should be called a WMD because cops keep lying about it. Wild timeline we’re on. twitter.com/agashleymoody/
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Twitter’s new rules say that you can get banned for posting a photo of Chaya Raichik but she can post whatever private information of yours on Libs of TikTok she feels like if she says it’s part of the culture war
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