The Knotty Bride™

@theknottybride

Talk, DIY, style, LOLs. Your wedding is automatically better now that you're aware of me.

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    2 Sep

    Social graffiti.

    2:30 PG - 2 Sep 2015 · Butiran
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  2. 19 Ogo

    I wonder about the lives of people who leave amazon reviews of products they haven't even received yet

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  3. 19 Ogo

    Ummm not sure who is marketing this lipstick to but I don't think it's women lololol

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  4. 10 Ogo

    When I was young som1 said it's dangerous to poop n pee simultaneously n I believed it til my 20s. That's how religious indoctrination works

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    8 Ogo

    Why Netflix is offering new moms and dads up to a year of parental leave

    11:51 PG - 8 Ogo 2015 · Butiran
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  6. 8 Ogo

    I really don't need autocorrect to correct my hahahas

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  7. 7 Ogo

    Literally anyone doing anything, anywhere, is looking at their phones while they're doing it

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    29 Jul

    Having a small dick is affecting our environment, please donate what you can and help these poor bastards feel manly.

    2:53 PTG - 29 Jul 2015 · Butiran
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  9. mengetweet semula
    26 Jul

    logging off now bc no one's gonna tweet anything realer than this today

    Boys the "what are we" question means more to u than it does us Its not a marriage proposal we just wana know if we should keep the back ups
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    15 Jul

    more like

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  11. 15 Jul

    We've come so far yet sex scenes still involve insertion within mere seconds of taking their clothes off

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  12. 15 Jul

    Not cutting and filing your fingernails properly is like a billboard to women saying you're not interested in engaging with them sexually

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  13. 15 Jul

    DEAR POLICE: There needs to be one siren signal for "stop, I'm pulling you over" and another for "GTFO of the way, it's an emergency!!!"

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  14. 14 Jul

    Haaaaahahahahaahaa they figured out a way to resell everyone's old tubes of mascara lolololololl PS…

  15. 14 Jul

    Guys actually like most female body shapes they just want you to think they have these high (mythical) standards to seem better than you

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  16. 14 Jul

    Just spitballing here but I think condoms should be free

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  17. 13 Jul

    MOVIE RECOMMENDATION: Woman in Gold ... best and most important movie you'll see this year.

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  19. 11 Jul

    Having trouble sleeping? Think the words "clear mind...clear mind..." to drown out the constant stream of shit you can't stop thinking about

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    • Frank Rich
      Akaun disahkan
      @frankrichny

      Writer-at-Large, NEW YORK / Executive Producer, VEEP (HBO)

    • Norm Kelly
      Akaun disahkan
      @norm

      City of Toronto Councillor, Ward 40 Mrs. Kelly's Favourite Son

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